Kalau la.....

WHAT IF...

*Your crush suddenly asks you out?
+ Smiling for the next 12 month *wink-wink*

*You walk into an elevator and see a couple
making out?
+ Ooopss....silakan....@#$!^*@

*Your parents had another baby
+ huwerk! I hate new adik...one is enough adding another...I swear I'll hate her/him forever!

*You are trapped in a building about to explode?
+ find my way out hardly n pray to got in the same time....berdoa ajer tak cukup...kena ikhtiar!

*You were granted one wish?
+ being rich for life!

*Aliens invade earth?
+ great....bored with the way human manage the world....whatever!

*A gurl suddenly kisses you?
+ kejang seminggu....Aida n Shaac knows what I mean *wink-wink*

*You'll be given a blue car?
+ Actually does that 'blue' mean anything else? hahaha...me accept it with besar hati....

*Your bf/gf breaks up with you?
+ thank GOD...it's time to go out shopping for the new one....really!!!

*You win a million dollars?
+ buat pelaburan bijak...the more money I have... The more 'kedekut' I am!

*Someone gives you a flower?
+ Oooya thanks Mawi....susah-susah ajer....

*You receive a love letter in your locker?
+ Some one wanna play a joke on me r8?

*You fail your exam?
+ ..........

*You get first in class?
+ Alhamdulillah.....

*Your computer crashes?
+ I'm a date person then

*You got fired?
+ OMG....do I need to pay the biasiswa back?

*Your best friend betray you?
+ dah biasa dah....lantak....mampos tak layan

*You miss your ex?
+ ex what?...next

*You can say something to the person
+ Dah lama tak nampak kat perpustakaan?